Pet Flies

This weekend we acquired 2 pet flies. They came to live in our house by simply flying in the back door. They both enjoy landing on our food and infesting it with millions of germs, lounging around the house waiting for more food and buzzing around my head driving me crazy. The Babe has really taken to them. On Sunday, he invited them both to go to church with us. When they didn't answer, he had to wait until they got into the car before we could leave. Yesterday, while the Babe was setting the table, our pet flies were ask what they wanted to drink with their meal. Now that the 2 days of imagination building is over, I think that it's time that the pets fulfill the measure of their creation. Perhaps we will release them into the wild. But it's more likely that the mommy exterminator will find them.