Hilarious Shopping Experience

Tonight we went out shopping for 3 baby gifts. We know 3 different people who are having babies and I have 3 baby showers to attend in the next week. Crazy huh? All 3 people are registered at Babies R Us. Excellent! One stop shopping. That store is psycho! Luckily, only one of these products was on one of their registries.

This 1st one is our favorite! It's called the Wee Blocker. This is a little spongey guard to protect you from your Whizzzz Kid. lol. Click on the picture for a hilarious demonstration.

This next one you'll wonder what the heck it even is. It's a highchair. It also costs $200! Wow! This description claims this is, "comfortable." It looks anything but comfortable to me. Looks like 2 by 4's to me.

These are Organic Baby Wipes. The whole purpose of baby wipes to wipe poop off you butt so why would you need organic ones?

And finally the kicker. This is a baby sleep positioner. This one is so good, I took a quote from their website (click on the picture to get there).

"A head supporter and sleep positioner designed to prevent Flat Head Syndrome (Plagiocephaly) and position baby as recommended by the Surgeon General and the American Academy of Pediatrics.

This extraordinary system uses a revolutionary Viscoelastic support material similar to that developed by NASA for use in reducing the effects of isolated pressure experienced during lift off. Its unique structure is ideally designed to prevent Flat Head Syndrome by offering unmatched support and pressure relief for your sleeping child's delicate head. The deluxe version of our secure sleeper incorporates Viscoelastic material in the entire length of the product, providing pressure relief to your infant's head and body."

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